Hello people, in case you didn't see Ms Lim's email:

 

Dear 7IP06 babies,

 

How's your holiday so far? Do enjoy this break even though you need to revise for your common tests.  Some of you had been lacking sleep n rest so please do exercise n eat well, n sleep well.

 

I am leaving for Russia tonight. So if urgent, do go to school to look for another teacher to help or if not so urgent, u can sms/call/email me.

 

Take care!

 

Cheers,

Ms Lim

 

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I read the first line and immediately had an 'Aww' moment.

 

WE LOVE YOU, MS LIM; even though Joan, Ilyna and Dhriti aren't taught by you, IP2C's too noisy and IP2B too quiet (or so our resident KM says.)

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Anyway, as VP of FOOTSPA, here's a little something I heard eons ago (lame joke which has been told over and over again but which I somehow always find humour in):

 

There was once a priest who bought a horse for his journey to another town. The horse, the horse seller told the priest, was a Holy horse. "It'll start when you say, 'Praise the Lord'; and stop when you say 'Amen'."

 

The priest bought the horse and started off. "Praise the Lord," he said; and the horse started, just as the horse seller had told him. "Praise the Lord," he said again. And the horse picked up speed.

(and the variations come in; but the main point is that the horse ends up darting uncontrollably towards the edge of a cliff)

 

Panicking, the priest started praying, and naturally ended with "Amen."

 

The horse stopped right on the edge.

 

Upon seeing this, the priest exhaled, relieved; "Praise the Lord!"

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(Heehee. My parish priest told that during homily. )

 

Anyway.

 

This was an attempt at a revival post, as you can see.

(Actually, I'm just avoiding reality.)

 

Vice-President

FOOTSPA